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American Societal Collapse: How To Survive the Chaos

Feeling overwhelmed by American societal collapse?

by Jax Rivers
4 minutes read

Look, I get it. Life feels like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Black Mirror directed by a coked-up raccoon. Every time you check the news, it’s another dumpster fire: political insanity, climate disasters, and some dude on Twitter arguing that birds aren’t real. It’s exhausting. And if you’re like me, you’re just trying to live your life, grill some burgers, and maybe enjoy a cold one without the world imploding around you. But with American societal collapse feeling more real than ever, it’s time to figure out how to survive this mess, with your sanity intact.

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Understanding American Societal Collapse

Let’s break down the “Six D’s” driving American societal collapse: Denial, Deception, Distraction, Devolution, and Destruction. Sounds like a bad sequel to The Fast and the Furious, right? Let’s unpack these one by one and figure out how to survive them without losing your sanity, or your sense of humor.


1. Denial: The Art of Pretending Everything’s Fine

Denial is America’s favorite pastime. We deny climate change, systemic racism, and the fact that Crocs are somehow still a thing. It’s like we’re all collectively sticking our fingers in our ears and yelling, “LA LA LA, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

How to Deal:

  • Acknowledge the Problem: Yeah, things are messed up. Pretending otherwise just makes it worse.
  • Stay Informed (But Not Too Informed): Read the news, but don’t drown in it. Limit your doom-scrolling to 15 minutes a day. Trust me, your mental health will thank you.
  • Laugh About It: Sometimes, all you can do is laugh. Watch a satire show like The Daily Show or Last Week Tonight. Humor is a survival tool.

2. Deception/Disinformation: The Firehose of Lies

We’re drowning in a tsunami of lies, from conspiracy theories to politicians claiming they’ve never told a lie (spoiler: they’re lying). It’s like playing a game of Among Us, but everyone’s sus, and there’s no emergency meeting button.

How to Deal:

  • Fact-Check Like Your Life Depends on It: Before you share that viral post about aliens building the pyramids, take two seconds to Google it. Snopes is your friend.
  • Diversify Your News Sources: Don’t just watch one channel or follow one Twitter account. Get your news from multiple places to avoid echo chambers.
  • Call Out BS (Politely): If your uncle starts ranting about lizard people at Thanksgiving, gently steer the conversation to football. Or pie. Pie is always safe.

3. Distraction: Bread, Circuses, and TikTok

We’re constantly bombarded with distractions, social media, Netflix, ads for things we don’t need. It’s like the Roman Empire’s “bread and circuses,” but instead of gladiators, we have TikTok dances.

How to Deal:

  • Set Boundaries: Limit your screen time. Use apps like Freedom or StayFocusd to block distracting sites.
  • Focus on What Matters: Spend time on things that actually improve your life, hobbies, relationships, or just chilling with your dog.
  • Embrace Boredom: Sometimes, doing nothing is the most productive thing you can do.

4. Devolution: When Society Goes Backwards

Instead of evolving, it feels like we’re regressing. People are arguing about whether women should have rights, and somehow, mullets are making a comeback. It’s like we’re stuck in a time loop, but not the fun kind from Groundhog Day.

How to Deal:

  • Be the Change: Volunteer, donate, or just be a decent human being. Small actions add up.
  • Educate Yourself: Read books, listen to podcasts, or take a class. Knowledge is power, and it’s harder to manipulate someone who knows what’s up.
  • Vote: Seriously, vote. It’s the least you can do to push back against the madness.

5. Destruction: When Everything Falls Apart

Climate change, political instability, and the fact that gas prices are higher than Snoop Dogg on 4/20, it’s a lot. But here’s the thing: destruction also creates opportunities for rebuilding.

How to Deal:

  • Prepare for the Worst: Have a basic emergency kit (water, food, flashlight, etc.). You don’t need to go full doomsday prepper, but a little preparation goes a long way.
  • Focus on What You Can Control: You can’t stop a hurricane, but you can control how you respond to it.
  • Find Community: When things get tough, lean on your friends, family, or neighbors. We’re stronger together.

FAQ: Surviving American Societal Collapse

Q: How do I stay informed without getting overwhelmed?
A: Limit your news intake to 15-30 minutes a day and stick to credible sources like Reuters or AP News.

Q: What’s the best way to deal with political instability?
A: Focus on what you can control, vote, volunteer, and stay engaged in your local community.

Q: How can I prepare for societal breakdown?
A: Build a basic emergency kit, learn practical skills (like first aid), and connect with your neighbors.


Final Thoughts: Don’t Lose Your Sense of Humor

Look, I’m not saying everything’s fine. It’s not. But if you can laugh at the absurdity of it all, you’re already winning. Life’s a mess, but it’s our mess. So grab a beer, call your buddies, and remember: we’re all just idiots trying to figure it out.

And hey, if all else fails, there’s always pie.

TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Read):

America’s a mess, but you don’t have to be. Stay informed, laugh at the absurdity, and focus on what you can control. And for the love of all that’s holy, fact-check before you share that conspiracy theory.


Here is an interesting article by Forbes that was written a few years ago – check it out

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Jax Rivers Lifestyle Staff Writer
As a Lifestyle Staff Writer with EVRYGUY, Jax focuses on bringing a practical yet inspiring perspective to everyday men's life. His goal is to help readers find simple ways to enhance their lives and embrace a balanced, fulfilling lifestyle.
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